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Koopa, You A Chicken! (February 28, 2006)
Excellent Article on Permanent Iraq Bases (January 05, 2006)
A Shameless Plug (December 13, 2005)
NYT and LA Times Articles on US Planting Stories in Iraqi Press (December 02, 2005)
The Perfect TV Show (November 22, 2005)
Proof the Real Estate Bubble Is a Global Phenomenon (November 21, 2005)
An Existential Question (November 16, 2005)
FA.BULO.US (November 09, 2005)
Frank Rich on the Unfolding of Bush's Lies (November 01, 2005)
Stanford on iTunes: Democratization of Knowledge Steps Forward (November 01, 2005)
What Are We Worth? (October 24, 2005)
The Decline of American Science (October 17, 2005)
Other Diversionary Sites (October 08, 2005)
Excellent Analysis of New Orleans Disaster (September 06, 2005)
Got Filk? (September 01, 2005)
Half of Iraqi Military Budget Lost to Corruption (August 23, 2005)
iPissed (August 19, 2005)
Harry Potter v. Jack Bauer: An Analysis of Who Would Be of Greater Benefit In A Bar Fight (August 18, 2005)
Recommended Reading: Killing Yourself to Live, by Chuck Klosterman (August 16, 2005)
How Many Iraqis Killed? (July 19, 2005)
Big Surprise -- Iraq is a Terrorist Breeding Ground (June 22, 2005)
Whitewashing the Environment and the Truth (June 19, 2005)
PBS Funding Cut Proposed (June 10, 2005)
Fuck Butter (June 07, 2005)
My New Reading List (June 01, 2005)
When the Government Knows Best (May 22, 2005)
Seriously... (May 22, 2005)
Look Up (May 18, 2005)
Proof. (May 06, 2005)
PBS: New and Improved! (May 04, 2005)
Bush's Budget, or, I Am Taking Over Periodic Diversions (April 29, 2005)
Terror Attacks Triple (April 27, 2005)
Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics (April 20, 2005)
Saving the Senate (April 18, 2005)
Sublime Encounters on the Streets of Portland (April 05, 2005)
Do You Own a Funny Bone? (March 02, 2005)
"Hotel Rwanda" and Reality TV: An Experiment (February 21, 2005)
Is It Just Me? (February 10, 2005)
Poetic License (November 11, 2004)
Poets Are Losers, Not Just Sissies (November 08, 2004)
Election Day 2004 (November 02, 2004)
Come! Come! I Have Many Wares to Sell! (October 18, 2004)
Google in Your Pocket (October 12, 2004)
Attracting Buyers Who Won't Sell (October 12, 2004)
Gwen Ifill Is Terrible (October 06, 2004)
Forecasting the US Presidential Election (September 15, 2004)
A Suggested Campaign Advertisement for Kerry-Edwards (September 13, 2004)
Snoop Dogg on the Clinton Impeachment (September 07, 2004)
Shaping the Debate (September 04, 2004)
Stop Watching Cable News (August 24, 2004)
Things Bush is Not (July 14, 2004)
My Dawg Skip (July 13, 2004)
Rethinking the "War on Terror" Debate (June 24, 2004)
Big Brother and the telly-nazis (June 03, 2004)
Smoke-free and lovin' it! (June 03, 2004)
Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem (June 03, 2004)
Match.com Hacks (June 02, 2004)
My Letter of Resignation (May 21, 2004)
The Problem With Kerry (May 20, 2004)
Silence Interrupted (May 03, 2004)
We're Not Paying Our Congressmen Enough (April 20, 2004)
Thoughtfulness in Politics (March 31, 2004)
The Record of Gas Prices (March 23, 2004)
Courtney and Her Escalade (March 13, 2004)
Lecture Me if You Can (February 19, 2004)
Happy Valentine's Day... Beeeotch! (February 13, 2004)
The Art of Peddling Sleaze (February 13, 2004)
Delux_247: The Commercial That Will Take Your Bref Away (February 06, 2004)
Art Imitates Life: Coulter the Doll (January 28, 2004)
Life Imitates Art: "I Need Some Ribs" (January 23, 2004)
2003: Year in Review (January 02, 2004)
Them Blonde Girls Ain't No Good (December 03, 2003)
A poem (November 30, 2003)
Review: Paris Hilton Sex Tape (November 22, 2003)
Do I really have to do every damn thing? (November 20, 2003)
"Get out of my nest" syndrome on the rise (November 19, 2003)
4,000 Miles of Lessons Learned (November 17, 2003)
American Psych. Oh? (November 16, 2003)
Meet Me In Cyberspace with Your Salad Shooter, Babe. (November 14, 2003)
THE OCK: LET'S GET IT ON! (November 07, 2003)
The Ock: Old Rules Apply (November 05, 2003)
President Bush and Iraq: Failed Communications (November 03, 2003)
On the Road Again (November 03, 2003)
News Flash: Periodic Diversions Staff Missing (November 02, 2003)
Draft Me! (October 19, 2003)
The sublime experience of unquestioned conformity (October 13, 2003)
Marietta Memoirs (October 08, 2003)
When Google Takes Over the World (October 07, 2003)
This Website Is Classy (October 01, 2003)
Book Review: Battle Royale (September 30, 2003)
I'm No Beekeeper (September 18, 2003)
The Blogger Manifesto (or, Do Weblogs Make the Internet Better or Worse?) (September 16, 2003)
Orgastronomy with Steve (Week 3 -- BACK FROM VACATION) (September 16, 2003)
The Ideal Candidate (September 13, 2003)
Campaign '04 (September 12, 2003)
Digits for Digits (September 12, 2003)
DOING "IT": THIS WEEK'S OCK RECAP (September 11, 2003)
Ecuador to Honor its Appointments (September 11, 2003)
"Ann Coulter does seem completely crazy" (September 09, 2003)
The Impending Death of the Laptop Computer (September 08, 2003)
How the Most Devastating Spy in US History Got Away With It for 20 Years (September 08, 2003)
Best Laid Plans... (September 05, 2003)
RAINBOW WARRIORS (September 03, 2003)
An MIT Education For a Fraction of the Price (August 30, 2003)
Hasta La Vista, Gray Davis (August 28, 2003)
The Nation's New Gas Crisis (August 28, 2003)
I Look Fat on the Sunset Strip (August 28, 2003)
Swear for a Minute and Swear for Posterity (August 27, 2003)
The Strange Appeal of George Bush (August 21, 2003)
My Friend Eric (August 18, 2003)
The O.C.: Episode One Recap (August 15, 2003)
Prepare the Poison Pills (August 14, 2003)
Google Now a Calculator (August 14, 2003)
OBSESSIVE COLOR DISORDER (August 11, 2003)
AP: Killer Biscuits Wanted for Attempted Murder (August 09, 2003)
Soros Launches Get-Out-the-Vote Effort Against Bush (August 08, 2003)
I Have a Spacious Flat in Belfast and I Like It (August 08, 2003)
Buy a CD; Get Another Half Off (August 08, 2003)
Orgastronomy with Steve (Week 2 -- Vacation) (August 06, 2003)
Inside The Government's Terrorist Casino (August 04, 2003)
Dismal Science Gets Gloomier (August 03, 2003)
Working Link to Download MTAmazon (August 03, 2003)
Creative Tombstones (August 03, 2003)
Saddam Predicts Defeat for Coalition, Again (August 01, 2003)
Free Baja Fresh Burrito (July 31, 2003)
Orgastronomy with Steve (Week 1) (July 30, 2003)
"A World Made New" (July 30, 2003)
Smooth Bestiality: Now a Genre Subcategory of New Country (July 29, 2003)
Technology Empowers Socially Responsible Shoppers (July 27, 2003)
Customer No Longer Always Right (July 27, 2003)
Pepper-Spray Your Obnoxious Kids Away (July 25, 2003)
Misbehaving Mutual Fund Industry Under Scrutiny (July 24, 2003)
Drivers on Cell Phones Dangerous as Drunks (July 23, 2003)
The Most Obscene Site on the Internet (July 21, 2003)
Gentlemen's wagers open to all genders (July 18, 2003)
Hire your own personal research assistant (July 17, 2003)
Periodic Diversions has a new look (July 16, 2003)

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