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THE OCK: LET'S GET IT ON!

by James Vinson-san

Ok, folks here we go…this week’s recap of The Ock!

What happened this week? Well, what didn’t happen is what you should be asking because this week everyone was feeling the love. Well, almost everyone, but as has previously been discussed I don’t like Luke anyway. But, Seth got kissed, Ryan got kissed, and Sandy got kissed. If Jimmy would have made out it would have been a clean sweep for The Ock’s male characters with redeemable personality traits. What’s with all these aggressive women attacking their men and where can I find them? But, I digress, let’s back up a little. Let’s go back to 9:00 P.M. eastern standard time Wednesday night and start at the beginning.

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The Ock: Old Rules Apply

by James Vinson-san

Hmmm, let’s see, where to begin . . . rice plantations of the South Carolina Sea Islands were unique because – oh, wait a minute, wrong notes.

“dah, de, dah, de, de, dah, Californiaaaaaaaa, California here we commmmmmmmmme.”

Those are the right notes.

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DOING "IT": THIS WEEK'S OCK RECAP

by James Vinson-san

What happened on the O.C. or the ‘Ock’ this week? Well, it's good of you to ask: Seth's Grandpa Caleb came to visit and he brought his bombshell 24 year old girlfriend, Gabrielle; Marissa brooded about choosing between Luke and Ryan, again; Sandy and Kirsten (now Kiki to everyone, thanks Caleb!) argued about her working for her dad and how he doesn't treat her well; and Sandy insisting that she quit working for her dad (uh, if your wife quits her posh job and you continue to be a public defender, I don't think you'll be spending too many afternoons surfing Sandy, so shut up!).

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